What is Spider Barks?

Spider Barks derives from the term “Barking Spiders,” which my dad used to say when he let one rip.

According to UrbanDictionary.com, a Barking Spider is:

“An euphemism for one’s flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this “spider” produces a sound by emission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.”

So yeah, Spider Barks is an absurd, sarcastic webcomic for people who appreciate lowbrow humor and high-functioning bullshit detectors.

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